If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? ¦pªG§Aªºª¯¦b«áªù§p¡A¦Ó§Aªº©d¤l¦b«eªù¤j³Û¤j¥s¡A§A·|Åý¨º¤@Ó¥ý¶i¨Ó¡H
The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in! ·íµM¬Oª¯¡A¦Ü¤Ö¥¦¶i¨Ó«á·|¦í¤f¡C
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A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward. ¤@¹ï¤Ò°ü¦³¤TӫĤl¡C¦³¨âÓ¯S§OÁo©ú©M^«T¡A¥i¬O²Ä¤TӫĤl«o«ÜÁà«Ü²Â¡C
One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, Tell me the truth, dear, is this third child really mine? ¤@¤Ñ¡A¤V¤Ò«ÜÃhºÃ¦a°Ý¡G¡§©Z¥Õ»¡¡A¿Ë·Rªº¡A¦Ñ¤T¯uªº¬O§Úªº«Ä¤l¶Ü¡H¡¨
Yes, dear, replied the wife, but the other two are not. ¡§¬Oªº¡A¿Ë·Rªº¡C¡¨©d¤lµª¹D¡G¡§¥i¬O¥t¥~¨âÓ¤£¬O¡C¡¨
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When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities she is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed. After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed. ¤@¦ì³æ¨º~·s±B®É¡A©d¤l¦³¤T¶µÀuÂI¡G¦b¼p©Ð¦o¬O¸gÀپǪ̡B¦b«ÈÆU¦o¬O¶Q±Ú¡B¦b§É¤W¦o¬O´cÅ]¡CY¤z¦~«á¡A³o¤T¶µÀuÂI¨ÌµM¦s¦b¡A¥i¬O¯´§Ç¦³ÂIÅÜ°Ê¡G¦b¼p©Ð¦o¬O¶Q±Ú¡B¦b«ÈÆU¦o¬O´cÅ]¡B¦b§É¤W¦o¬O¸gÀپǪ̡C
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for awhile but then smiled and said, It really works! ¤@¹ï¤Ò©d¨Ó¨ì¤@®y³\Ä@¤«¡C¤V¤Ò¾a¹L¥h¡A¥á¤U¤@Óµw¹ô¡A³\¤FÓÄ@¡C©d¤l¤]¥´ºâ³\ÓÄ@¡C¥i¬O¦o¾aªº¤Ó¹L¥h¡A±¼¤U¤«¡A³Q²T¦º¤F¡C¤V¤Ò§b¤F¤@¦^¡AµM«á¯ºµÛ»¡¡G¡§¯uÆFÅç¡C¡¨
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I asked my wife, where d o you want to go on our anniversary? §Ú°Ý¤Ó¤Ó¡G¡§µ²±B©P¦~¬ö©À¡A§A·Q¥h¨ºùØ¡H¡¨
She said, somewhere I have never been! ¦o»¡¡G¡§¨ºùس£¦n¡A¥un¬O§Ú¨S¥h¹Lªº¦a¤è¡C¡¨
I told her, how about the kitchen? §Ú¡G¡§¼p©Ð«ç»ò¼Ë¡H¡¨
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During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour? ¦b¤G¤Q¤©P¦~¬ö©À®É¡A¤@¦ì¤Ó¤Ó´£¿ô¦oªº¤V¤Ò¡G¡§§AÁÙ°O±o§A¦V§Ú¨D±Bªº¨º¤Ñ¡A§Ú³Q¥´°Ê±oµLªk»¡¸Üªø¹F¤@¤p®É¡H¡¨
The hubby replied : yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life. ¤V¤Ò¦^µª¡G¡§¬Oªº¡A¿Ë·Rªº¡A¨º¬O§Ú¤@¥Í¤¤³Ì§Ö¼Öªº®É¥ú¡C¡¨
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. §Ú̮ɱ`³£¤â©Ô¤â¡C¦pªG©ñ¶}¡A¦o´N·|¥hÁʪ«¤F¡C |